things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
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(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via dat-fetus)
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
and the tears come streaming down your face
best post on all of tumblr, ever
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i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
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(Source: troncatbitches, via thebirdandme)